12 Days of Akatsuki Christmas

Konann the first day of Christmas, Akatsuki gave to me:
Deidara: A clay bird in a pear tree.

Konann the second day of Christmas, Akatsuki gave to me:
Pein: Two Rin'negans.
Deidara: And a clay bird in a pear tree.

Konann the third day of Christmas, Akatsuki gave to me:
Sasori: Three human puppets.
Pein: Two Rin'negans.
Deidara: And a clay bird in a pear tree.

Konann the fourth day of Christmas, Akatsuki gave to me:
Itachi and Madara: Four Sharingans.
Sasori: Three human puppets.
Pein: Two Rin'negans.
Deidara: And a clay bird in a pear tree.

Konann the fifth day of Christmas, Akatsuki gave to me:
Raina: -In operatic tone- Five Members Dead!
Orochimaru: She's not offically in Akatsuki!
Raina: I am now, snake boy! (ba-dum)
Orochimaru-Hmph! -Hisses at Raina-

Konan:ANYWAY!~

Raina: Tee hee. -Signing- Five Members Dead!
Itachi and Madara: Four Sharingans.
Sasori: Three human puppets.
Pein: Two Rin'negans.
Deidara: And a clay bird in a pear tree.

Konann the sixth day of Christmas, Akatsuki gave to me:
Hidan: Six Prayers To Jashin.
Raina: -In operatic tone- Five Members Dead!
Itachi and Madara: Four Sharingans.
Sasori: Three human puppets.
Pein: Two Rin'negans.
Deidara: And a clay bird in a pear tree.

Konann the seventh day of Christmas, Akatsuki gave to me:
Kisame: Seven Captured Bijuu
Tobi: Tobi's a good boy!
Hidan: Six Prayers To Jashin.
Raina: -In operatic tone- Five Members Dead!
Itachi and Madara: Four Sharingans.
Sasori: Three human puppets.
Pein: Two Rin'negans.
Deidara: And a clay bird in a pear tree.

Konann the eigth day of Christmas, Akatsuki  gave to me:
Kakuzu: ONLY AN 8 YEN BOUNTY?
Kisame: Seven Captured Bijuu
Tobi: Tobi's a good boy!
Hidan: Six Prayers To Jashin.
Raina: -In operatic tone- Five Members Dead!
Itachi and Madara: Four Sharingans.
Sasori: Three human puppets.
Pein: Two Rin'negans.
Deidara: And a clay bird in a pear tree.

Konann the ninth day of Christmas, Akatsuki gave to me:
Orochimaru: Nine Golden Akatsuki Rings.
Kakuzu: WHY IS IT ONLY 8 YEN?!?! WHYYY??
Kisame: Seven Captured Bijuu
Tobi: Tobi's a good boy! -Thumbs up-
Hidan: Six Prayers To Jashin. -Swipes at Tobi-
Raina: -In operatic tone- Five Members Dead!
Itachi and Madara: Four Sharingans.
Sasori: Three human puppets.
Pein: Two Rin'negans. -facepalms @ Hidan and Tobi-
Deidara: And a clay bird in a pear tree.

Konann the tenth day of Christmas, Akatsuki gave to me:
Zetsu: Ten Member Cheering (Over Orochimaru's Death)
Orochimaru: Nine Golden Akatsuki Rings. -Whacks Zetsu-
Kakuzu: I'M WORTH MORE THAN 8 YEN!!!
Kisame: Seven Captured Bijuu
Tobi: Tobi's a good boy! -Thumbs up-
Hidan: Six Prayers To Jashin. -Swipes at Tobi again- DIE!!!!
Raina: -In operatic tone- Five Members Dead!
Itachi and Madara: Four Sharingans.
Sasori: Three human puppets.
Pein: Two Rin'negans. -Shakes head- This is annoying.
Deidara: And a clay bird in a pear tree.

Konann the eleventh day of Christmas, Akatsuki gave to me:
Tobi: Ten Tobi Hugs! Cause Tobi is a Good Boy!!
Zetsu: Ten Member Cheering (Over Orochimaru's Death)
Orochimaru: Nine Golden Akatsuki Rings. -Tries to bite Zetsu-
Kakuzu: 8 YEN!!!!  8 YEN!!!! -Strangles Orochimaru-
Kisame: Seven Captured Bijuu
Tobi: Tobi's a good boy! -Thumbs up-
Hidan: Six Prayers To Jashin. -Swipes at Tobi again- DIE ALREADY!!!
Raina: -In operatic tone- Five Members Dead!
Itachi and Madara: Four Sharingans.
Sasori: Three human puppets.
Pein: Two Rin'negans. -Glares @ Hidan and Tobi- I'm going to kill them.
Deidara: And a clay bird in a pear tree.

Konann the twelfth day of Christmas, Akatsuki gave to me:
Twelve  Cheers For World Domination.
Tobi: Ten Tobi Hugs! Cause Tobi is a Good Boy!! -Smiles-
Zetsu: Ten Member Cheering (Over Orochimaru's Death) -Snickers-
Orochimaru: Nine Golden Akatsuki Rings. -Choking-Sasuke-kun... a little help please?
Kakuzu: I'M WORTH MORE THAN ANY OF YOU! I FOUGHT THE FUCKING FIRST HOKAGE!!
Kisame: Seven Captured Bijuu
Tobi: Tobi's a good boy! -Thumbs up-
Hidan: Six Prayers To Jashin. -Swipes again at Tobi- WHY WONT YOU DIE!
Raina: -In operatic tone- Five Members Dead!
Itachi and Madara: Four Sharingans.
Sasori: Three human puppets.
Pein: Two Rin'negans. -Growls- ENOUGH! -Lightening crashes-
Deidara: And a clay bird in a pear tree.

All: Merry Christmas and Seasons Greetings from the Akatsuki!